Me: What? No bun?
Matthew: I didn't think you'd want one since I put a ton of pasta on your plate.
Me: Why wouldn't you just give me a bun and a lot less pasta?
Matthew: Idk...
Me: I'd like a bun.
Matthew: Here you go.
Me: No lettuce? No tomato?
Matthew: Alright, little lady. Lock it up. You can get your ass up and get your own extras if you so desire.
Me: Oh okay. I see how it is. I'll remember that the next time I make you an incomplete meal.
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