{Conversations}

Now that I'm in the great land of Amurica, I've been on the job hunt. This {Conversation} comes from a job interview I had yesterday morning.


While my interviewer is showing me something on the computer, another person walks in...let's call him Howie.

Howie: Well well well, who's this pretty little thing? {Adjusts pants. Pats tummy.}
Me: *blank stare*
Interviewer: Oh hi, Howie.
Me: Hi, I'm Catherine.
Howie: Have I seen you before? I'm pretty sure I have. {Insert coy smile.}
Me: I highly doubt it. I've just recently moved to Raleigh.
Howie: Ahhh, well girl, you're in God's country now.
Me: Alright.