Matthew: Want to share this drink?
Me: What is it?
Matthew: Tea.
Me: Sure...WHOA! That's really sweet.
Matthew: It is? Crap.
Me: Did you ask for sweet tea?
Matthew: No.
Me: Did you ask for unsweetened tea?
Matthew. No. I asked for 'regular tea.'
Me: Honey...we're in the south. This is their 'regular tea.'
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