{Conversations}

So I've been playing this mermaid game on my phone. It's pretty addicting. I blame my friend, Stephanie, because she's the one who told me about it. Anyway, enjoy the following {Conversation}.

Me: I better go check on my mermaids.
Matthew: Oh yeah yeah. Your hussies.
Me: Uhhh. What?
Matthew: Well, that's what I think of when you say things like, "I better go check on my mermaids. Gotta make sure they aren't sleepin' on the job." Or, "If they don't make me enough money to earn a new realm, I'm going to be pissed, and someone's gonna get cut." Or, "That aqua mermaid better watch it or she's outta here!" You've been ranting these nonsense sentences for days. Before I know it, you're going to start saying things like, "I'll slap a ho! I'll cut a fish!"
Me: So you imagine me as a 'mermaid pimp.'
Matthew: Yes, yes that's right.